MADMAN ELECTED PRESIDENT, NUKES EARTH
That is how interplanetary headlines will read should American earthlings be so foolish as to fail to vote for one of the Democratic candidates in November. The one who fell in love with Bill Clinton. Still confused? Okay, I mean Hillary.
Mercury will be in close conjunction with Hillary's sun on election day while the sun will closely square Obama's, suggesting that if Hillary does not win the primary, Obama will not win the final swimsuit competition against McCain (although Obama would undoubtedly deserve to). The planets ignore McCain's sun until three days after the election, when it sextiles America's Part of Disaster. If Hillary does not win, we will end up with the finger of a former soldier given to fits of uncontrollable anger on the little red button that sets off a nuclear holocaust. Do we really want that? If we do not learn from Jimmy Carter and turn the other cheek, hell will make us a deal we can't refuse and McCain will come to be known as America's Disaster President, as well as the biggest mistake this country ever made... bigger even than the oil-mad Bushafia. An' we ain't talkin' olive oil, get it, pal?
You GO GIRL! I know that Hillary Clinton truly wants what is best for the country!! She knows how to move the country forward and she will strive to do it despite all odds! Hillary Clinton will win this election! I pray!
