Umai
Level 3 Member
Points: 1260
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I am NO good in the Morning!
Saturday, July 11, 2009, 12:38 AM
[General]
I am NO good in the Morning!I just do not do Mornings!I just can't do Mornings!My Miahanits =Spirit Guardians are all night creatures!They do not "do" mornings either!E'eren Börü =Wolf does not hunt in the morning!Far from it.No Wolf does.And Owls do not either. They sit on a branch in the shade and snooooooooze!Since I do not have a branch to sit on, I sit on my chair.Since, especially in the summer season I can not afford to snoooooooooze the morning away, I sit there on the craft show - or our Farmers' Market, behind my table and try to keep awake and try to "fake it".All my mice (or in this case jewelry creations...) are neatly lined up for your perusal, I have a fake grin on my face, so you do not see, how difficult it is, how awful I feel, how slow and irregular my heart beats and how mushy my thought process is. Ifffff you were to come over to say hello, ifffff I hear you, with my one and only relatively good ear, ifffff I interact with you at all, it may be in a rather strange way: A Wolf-ish growl, an Owl-ish hoot....- - "Ooops; what did she say?"Some people see me sitting there half snooooooozing and to take advantage of that with all too quick hands, grabbing one of my nicely lined up mice - and trying to slip away..........hoping, I am too sluggish to notice- or react in time....However; they are sadly mistaken! They will not be confronted by me, but by the fierce Guardian predator in me!No Wolf will allow you to steal one of his bones -No Owl will let you get away with one of her mice, previously hunted and now nicely lined up on a branch for later consumption on.....You will encounter sharp Wolf's teeth biting down at you hands,- - or Owl talons clamping down at your wrist, prying loose the piece you tried to snatch....And the words uttered then, will sound more Wolf language than nice English.... So this year, until I am awake..........until I somehow manage to think straight,....until I remember my name and what this Farmer's Market or craft show is all about.........I will keep the heavy glass lids of my treasure boxes closed.So I can sit in front of them and snoooooooze and people will not get bitten by a Wild One!
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This is a really good point Umai. I am usually at my best in a morning, up with the dawning sun, the Crows, the Heron and the Big Cat who uses the cool, misty twilight to lay in wait then pounce.
Forest Child11:01 AM