The Love Guru
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My Tagline:
"Don't Come a'knockin if the Assana is a'rockin!"
My Interests:
Meditation, Movies, TV, Music, Holistic living, Yoga, Dating, Loving, Feeling, Being, and woodburning. And cardio-funk. I love to move my body to those sexy '70's sounds!
My Favorite Books, Authors, Musicians, Movies, Preachers, TV shows, etc:
Music: Anything on the sitar click here to learn. Finger chimes. Ritual drumming. And I hear the new Black Crowes CD finally brings them back to their nasty R n B roots. Hooray! Movies: "Arranged Wedding Crashers". "Meet the Fakirs". "A Fistful of Rupees". "Police Academy 3". Guttenbuuuuurg!
. Books: "If you're happy and you know it, think again" by me
Who Inspires Me:
Are we not our own heroes? But if I had to choose, probably Aquaman. He can talk to sardines, and that's pretty cool.
My organizations and affiliations:
Tugginmypudha Ashram
Who I'm praying for:
Darren and Prudence Roanoke
What is your current spiritual mood?:
Enlightened
What's your spiritual type?:
Spiritual Straddler - I have one foot in traditional religion, one foot in free-form spirituality.
About Me
Hello Beliefnet!
I am the orphaned child of two American missionaries who after dying left me at a remote Indian village, where I was adopted by the great Guru Tugginmapuddah, and raised to travel the world, healing all emotional woes, free trapped souls from their internal torment, and offer my own brand of spiritual road map for those who seek it.
Oh and I’d also like to create my own line of moderately priced specialty shampoo called “Just for Pubes™.”
I am also a spiritual teacher, affiliated with no one faith and I have combined
many disparate disciplines into a unified movement of human potentiality and
equipoise.
And within this non-denominational movement, I developed a
system for healing your emotional pain called "D.R.A.M.A." "D.R.A.M.A."
is:
D.istraction
R.egression
A.djustment
M.aturation
A.ction
I first Distract you from your emotional
pain, then Regress you back to the age where your emotional pain originated. I
Adjust that emotional pain, and Mature you by making you responsible for your
own health and happiness and, on your own and without your guru's help, you put
your new consciousness into Action. D.R.A.M.A.!!
Gotham Chopra, son of Deepak, has written about me on IntentBlog.com click here to read his enlightening piece.
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Posted: Jun 20, 2008 5:37 PM
Hello all of my Guru-dites! Guru-dites. That kind of looks like crudités. Though my devoted Guru-dites are very different from your... (more)
Posted: Jun 20, 2008 5:37 PM
Hello Blog Dawgs! It is I, the Love Guru, bloggin' in for my eleventh entry. In the spirit of complete and pure honesty, I cannot... (more)
Posted: May 27, 2008 5:13 PM
I can't believe I made it to 10 whole blogs! What a crazy high number. I mean, it's not as high as 11, and definitely not as high as 98.... (more)
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Humour - June 28, 2008 - 11:31 AM
I am giggling. Wonderful to meet you but I am my own Guru. hehe