Hello Blog Dawgs!

It is I, the Love Guru, bloggin' in for my eleventh entry. In the spirit of complete and pure honesty, I cannot believe that we are now into double digits! It boggles the mind and tingles the loins. (not as boggling as when our pet dog "Double Digits" used his bifurcated paw to scratch his hoo ha and bury a bone at the same time... but damn close) I'm so excited to still have this connection with all of you, my friends and fans. Connections are important. Your phone line to the world is a connection. Your power lines for your house are a connection. You must also be sure that your connections to the people in your life are solid and reliable. Think about your connections today: to your family to your friends and to your pets. Think about how to make these connections stronger. Catching someone in the act of doing something embarrassing or illegal is usually the best way to leverage these connection in your favour. And if your connections are not as strong as you would like them to be, perhaps this simple Sutra will help.

HELLO

It stands for

Holding
Everything
Loved
Longer is
Okay

This means that all the things you hold dear, or view as important should be held closely and valued, and will make everything okay. There are exceptions, like the apple guy at the farmers market who would like to get to know me more intimately, but that would result in me popping the business end of my sandal in his snot locker. And then the cops would come and it would be a whole thing. But I would be making a re-connection with my anger management counselor, so I guess my previous wisdom still applies.

Yank my doodle, what a dandy!

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