Abandoned at birth. Raised by wolves. Adopted by humans at age 6 & 4 years later began to walk upright. At age 17 kicked out of Catholic school for practicing Satanism. At 19 attended Johns Hopkins where I specialized in trans-gender surgery. At 24 I met, fell in love with, and married Julia Roberts. At 32, while on vacation in Mexico I injested tainted peyote and grew a second head. Julia promptly divorced me. In the late 1980s late rock star Jim Morrison appeared to me in a dream and gave me the idea for the "dot" in dot.com. I made a billion dollars.