I was born december 25th, year Zero. I'm kinda bummed, cuz there is also a holiday on that day. It's all about some fat guy in a red suit, and i'm pretty pissed off about it. I guess i should be happy that they called it Christmas, but still, i seriously think that instead of giving gifts to eachother, people should send money and gifts to my grave, which is in a cave some where in africa (bet you didn't know that) and bury all that in the mud so no one else can benefit from it.

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