"Morris who? I've got everything I want right here - my castle, my stupid-monkey toy, and Yes, you can call me 'QUEEN LUCY', just don't expect me to come running...well, not unless you've got some tunafish."
"Well, okay. There IS room for you too. Now, let me spell out the house rules. And just ignore him over there; he's plotting how to get out of taking out the garbage."
