I just want everyone to give each other hugs. Lots of them...unless you have a cold and then I'll just wave at you cheerfully until you're better. My loyalty can be bought with sandwiches and Oreos.
Hmmm...about me...about me...Well I'm wanted by authorities in no less than three states due to my heavy involvement in an underground Marshmallow Peep smuggling ring. Think hot dusty vans with hidden compartments where little Peep families are huddled together hoping for a better life to only find themselves imprisoned in Walgreens.
I'm just trying to make my way through this life the best way I can.....by stomping on other people in order to make myself feel better.