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6 years ago  ::  Dec 14, 2007 - 6:02PM #1
rmatth
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Edison Media Research's list of the most-hated Christmas songs:

5. O Holy Night by Eric Cartman of South Park
4. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer by Elmo and Patsy
3. Santa Claus is Coming to Town by The Jackson 5
2. Jingle Bells by Barbra Streisand
1. Jingle Bells by The Singing Dogs

And to make your agony more complete, click each one to listen on YouTube.
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6 years ago  ::  Dec 14, 2007 - 6:34PM #2
Dutch777
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Any pop Christmas song sung by a busty young vixen, wearning a skimpy pseudo-Santa outfit, huffed-out in a breathless "come and pounce on me" voice --- that's a big turn-off for me.
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6 years ago  ::  Dec 14, 2007 - 6:56PM #3
rmatth
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[QUOTE=dutch777;139955]Any pop Christmas song sung by a busty young vixen, wearning a skimpy pseudo-Santa outfit, huffed-out in a breathless "come and pounce on me" voice --- that's a big turn-off for me.[/QUOTE]

A special video for dutch that is as far from his description as you can get. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf7rLb-DtPg
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6 years ago  ::  Dec 14, 2007 - 7:07PM #4
hujusmodi
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"Rocking Around the Christmas Tree" and anything by Alvin and the Chipmunks.
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6 years ago  ::  Dec 14, 2007 - 7:58PM #5
journeying
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The Twelve Days of Christmas has always been one of my least favorites.  We had a teacher Miss Partridge in high school so I always hear/sing, "And Miss Partridge in a pear tree".

Anyhow there is a most unusual version on my blog here.

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6 years ago  ::  Dec 14, 2007 - 8:29PM #6
JoanTreese
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"I Caught Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" :eek::eek::eek::eek:
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6 years ago  ::  Dec 14, 2007 - 10:00PM #7
hortonthrockmorton
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Is anyone else sick of hearing "Mary, Did You Know?"  It's so frackin' maudlin!  It's like the self-righteous shrew of the Christmas Carols:  "Hey!  Stop all that foderol!  Keep Christ in Christmas, damnit!"
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6 years ago  ::  Dec 14, 2007 - 11:07PM #8
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I think rmatth got it covered!

But how can anyone forget The Christmas Shoes!:eek:
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6 years ago  ::  Dec 14, 2007 - 11:10PM #9
Locke-Payne
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Eve Six- Noel

! It's not all bad, but there is a rather lame section that repeats constantly. Driving you into a depression and making you not want to celebrate Chrismadalsahanikwanzikah.
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6 years ago  ::  Dec 14, 2007 - 11:50PM #10
rmatth
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This isn't bad so much as weirdly stupid.

Christmas lights synchronized to Manheim Steamroller's performance of Deck the Halls.
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