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1 year ago  ::  Mar 22, 2012 - 1:04PM #1
Ironhold
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his new game show project

believe it or not.
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1 year ago  ::  Mar 22, 2012 - 1:12PM #2
smcisaac
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If the contestants had to compete against fifth graders, I would watch it.

"Truth did not come into the world naked, but it came in types and images. The world will not receive truth in any other way."  Gospel of Philip, Logion 72

"Christ will regenerate all things; through Him all things will be purged, and return into eternal life. And when the Son shall deliver up the kingdom to the Father, all things will be God; that is, all things will still exist, but God will exist in them, and they will be full of Him." Fabius Manus Victorinus, c. 350 AD
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1 year ago  ::  Mar 28, 2012 - 5:23PM #3
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I wasn't going to read this thread, but now I feel I must respond with my


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"You might be a biblical redneck if ...."


1.  If you sleep with your sister, you might be a biblical redneck.


2.  If you also pimp her out to your boss, you might be a biblical redneck.


3.  If you go around having sex with the ladies unshaven while beating guys up with the jawbone of a mule, you might be a biblical redneck.


4.  If the first thing you think of after getting off the 40 day cruise is to invent drinking and lying around the house naked, you might be a biblical redneck.


5.  If one of the most famous reasons people know is you is from the vehicle you drove off in, you might be a biblical redneck.


Any others?

Knock and the door shall open.  It's not my fault if you don't like the decor.
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1 year ago  ::  Apr 01, 2012 - 7:14PM #4
k-bearsmom
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I don't understand ! ! ! !
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1 year ago  ::  Apr 03, 2012 - 4:58PM #5
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Pathetic and desperate, his career is not good these days and uses a Christian venue to promote himself thats waht i think just an opinion
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1 year ago  ::  Apr 04, 2012 - 12:53AM #6
withwonderingawe
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If you can get your goats to conceive by drinking in front of a striped stick ya might be a Biblical redneck.


If ya can steal other peoples golden idols and feel justified then ya might be a Biblical Redneck


If ya keep your four wives happy ya might be a Biblical Redneck.

Wise men still seek him.
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1 year ago  ::  Apr 04, 2012 - 10:36AM #7
Iwantamotto
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LOL.


If you wanna preach about salvation by hanging out with the local barflies, you might be a biblical redneck.  :P

Knock and the door shall open.  It's not my fault if you don't like the decor.
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1 year ago  ::  Apr 04, 2012 - 5:44PM #8
Ironhold
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Apr 4, 2012 -- 10:36AM, Iwantamotto wrote:


LOL.


If you wanna preach about salvation by hanging out with the local barflies, you might be a biblical redneck.  :P




Someone tried that in real life.


An Ohio pastor came to Utah to "save" all those "heathens" up there, but when he found hard resistance among the Mormon populace, he resorted to holding meet & greets in the local bars in an effort to "save" whoever he could get to sit still.


Suffice to say that it surprised no one when the guy flipped out and ran back to Ohio, claiming that Utah was entirely too hard for him or his wife to work with and that they didn't have the patience to spend "years" ministering to invididual people.
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