Snail 1: ". . .so I said, 'hey joe I've been the female all week, it's my turn to be the male!' and, can you believe it? Joe says, 'Go Fu%k yourself!' Snail 2: "so what did you do then??!!" Snail 1: " uh. . . wha? oh, so i did!! and now I'm expecting a litter of mini me! and joe has to go there, says not to expect any help with the kids because I did it all myself!!"
