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| 4 years ago :: Feb 03, 2009 - 1:53PM #1 | |
DAH54
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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free... Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
1.  Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.. |
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| 4 years ago :: Feb 03, 2009 - 1:54PM #2 | |
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Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.. |
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| 4 years ago :: Feb 03, 2009 - 1:55PM #3 | |
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Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.. |
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| 4 years ago :: Feb 03, 2009 - 1:56PM #4 | |
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DAH54
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Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.. |
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| 4 years ago :: Feb 03, 2009 - 4:38PM #5 | |
Amycain
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LOL DAH!:d:d:)
 我爱希拉 |
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| 4 years ago :: Feb 03, 2009 - 7:31PM #6 | |
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hate to say it, DAH, but alot of that, sadly, is true!
thanks for the laugh! M22(not missing one in her life in the least bit !)
"It took me a long time not to judge myself
through someone else's eyes" ~Sally Field |
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