Apparently Michelle Bachmann has incited the ire of the right-wingnut blogosphere by surreptitiously declaring herself a Swiss national.

When the invitable firestorm--that only Bachmann herself could possibly have failed to predict--erupted, she first hastily un-declared herself, and then tried to make us believe she has actually been a dual national ever since she married Dr. Marcus Pray-away-the-Gay, and didn't even know it.

And who could deny this? How could anybody believe that Bachmann would ever have dreamed of becoming a citizen of a country which has a private market universal insurance system which might have been the very inspiration for Heritage/Romney/Obamacare. Why I'll bet they even regularly give innocent 11 year olds mental retardation with HPV vaccine! She must have been submitting to her husband, or it would never have happened. Bad Doctor!

Now I know our conservative friends will now declare that she is a has-been and always was, and nobody takes her seriously. But the painful truth is she is stull the self-appointed head of the congressional Tea Party Caucus.

Maybe she'll take the advice of the National Review and step down, so Minnesota can have a shot at electing a non-moonbat to represent them.

Great! A Romney/Bachmann ticket will virtually ensure a second term for Obama.