Jan 31, 2011 -- 10:15PM, Erey wrote:

Not that Malawi is a first tier tourist destination, or even a second tier destination - it is way down the list.  I suppose any americans there on business could always invoke the "He who smelt it dealt it" defense.  That always works around my house. 

Standard etiquette covers it nicely. There are two rules:

1. Ladies and gentlemen never acknowledge the existence of flatulence. The room may be full of pooting and reeking, but nobody makes the slightest allusion to it.

2. If somebody has the bad taste to mention it, blame the cat.

Jan 31, 2011 -- 10:52PM, TemplarS wrote:

In my neighborhood, we weren't so proper.

We sang:

"Beans, beans are good for the heart..."

Ours was,

"10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more,

(insert friend's name here) ripped a fart in the grocery store.

Twenty men died, trying to hold their breath.

Then (insert friend's name) ripped another one, and killed the rest."

Guys love potty humor.....................................

Not all girls and women do. What we do luv is the some-times guy antics and chatting about it.

Beans, beans the musical fruit

The more you eat the more you toot.

The more you toot the better you feel

So lets have beans for every meal.

We have a dog who passes gas in his sleep so he always gets blamed no matter who is guilty.