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3 years ago  ::  Mar 27, 2012 - 7:43PM #701
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
.......but only God can count the apples in the seeds.
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3 years ago  ::  Apr 06, 2012 - 4:24PM #702
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This kid is just too funny



youtu.be/Ih2DorqCCeg


Our need to learn should always outweigh our need to be right

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.
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2 years ago  ::  Apr 26, 2012 - 9:53PM #703
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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2 years ago  ::  Apr 27, 2012 - 10:05AM #704
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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.  Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.


The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read: Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.

Our need to learn should always outweigh our need to be right

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2 years ago  ::  Apr 27, 2012 - 11:05AM #705
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Now THAT'S funny!  I am stealing and updating it!
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2 years ago  ::  May 05, 2012 - 5:38PM #706
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2 years ago  ::  May 05, 2012 - 10:35PM #707
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Our need to learn should always outweigh our need to be right

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2 years ago  ::  May 11, 2012 - 9:56PM #708
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Moderated by Stardove on May 16, 2013 - 01:35AM
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2 years ago  ::  May 16, 2012 - 1:55PM #709
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Our need to learn should always outweigh our need to be right

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.
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2 years ago  ::  May 28, 2012 - 5:48PM #710
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Moderated by Stardove on May 16, 2013 - 01:34AM
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