This may should go to the ad hom saloon..........



A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl from Kentucky are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls 
out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the Same one twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.  He says,
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
with the  same one twice either."

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,  downs it in one
draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi.  Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,  and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 31.
Can you believe it?
It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her
hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth.
 
They grow up so fast, don't they?

I apologize in advance for this one......

[QUOTE=coachbob;193426]Hey, why is the redneck girl from Kentucky and not Tenessee?[/QUOTE]

She was drinking Jim Beam, not Jack Daniels!

No accounting for taste?....lols.......

*If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theatre of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.

*The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000 for the
same period.

*That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in
the U.S. Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in
the nation, than you are in Iraq.

*Conclusion: The U.S. should pull out of Washington*

God addresses Al first.


"Al,  what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very  good. Come and sit at my left."


God then addresses Bill.

"Bill, what do you  Believe in?"

Bill replies, "I  believe in forgiveness.  I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my  fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are  forgiven, my son. \
Come and sit  at my right."


God then addresses Hillary.

"Hillary, what do  you believe in?"

"I believe you're in my chair."