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2 years ago  ::  May 30, 2012 - 1:39AM #741
TENAC
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This one's for Catboxer:



Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
.......but only God can count the apples in the seeds.
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2 years ago  ::  May 30, 2012 - 7:46AM #742
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Tenac, that looks an awful lot like my cat Bill, now deceased, who was about that size, and never lost all his feral nature. He was a killer, and capable of  beating up the occasional dog.


Bill the cat, RIP.

Adepto vestri stercore simul.ttr
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2 years ago  ::  Jun 10, 2012 - 8:07PM #743
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If they could promise social security would be like this:



Moderated by Stardove on May 16, 2013 - 01:34AM
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2 years ago  ::  Jun 14, 2012 - 9:54AM #744
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Our need to learn should always outweigh our need to be right

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.
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2 years ago  ::  Jun 21, 2012 - 3:30PM #745
TENAC
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PARAPROSDOKIANS...


(Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.


1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.


2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.


3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.


5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.


6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.


7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.


9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.


10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station.


11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.


12. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'


13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.


14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.


15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.


16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.


17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.


18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.


19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.


20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.


21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.


22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.


23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.


24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Amen


This one makes sense.


I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
.......but only God can count the apples in the seeds.
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2 years ago  ::  Jul 07, 2012 - 12:07PM #746
TENAC
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Riddle
it's a simple mathematical exercise that can identify your favorite movie. It must have been created by a real genius.
Don 't know how it works, but it works every time!
Be honest and don't look at the movie list below till you have done the math!


Try this test and find out which movie is your favorite.
This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 17 movies you would enjoy the most..
It really works! .......for MOST of us anyway!


Movie Quiz:

1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to
find out your favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below:











Movie


List:

1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech of 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire


Now, ain't that something...?

Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
.......but only God can count the apples in the seeds.
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2 years ago  ::  Jul 08, 2012 - 6:43PM #747
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Moderated by Stardove on May 16, 2013 - 01:33AM
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2 years ago  ::  Jul 08, 2012 - 8:09PM #748
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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2 years ago  ::  Jul 14, 2012 - 9:35PM #749
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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2 years ago  ::  Jul 17, 2012 - 9:20AM #750
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Witty and true...



townhall.com/columnists/douggiles/2012/0...

Our need to learn should always outweigh our need to be right

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.
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