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13 months ago  ::  Aug 11, 2013 - 9:42PM #741
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
.......but only God can count the apples in the seeds.
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13 months ago  ::  Aug 11, 2013 - 9:42PM #742
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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13 months ago  ::  Aug 11, 2013 - 9:47PM #743
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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13 months ago  ::  Aug 12, 2013 - 4:08PM #744
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BLONDE FOOTBALL CRITIQUE 

 

Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best -- because it makes football make sense!

 

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.  They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

 

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

 

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

 

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'"

 

"I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
"No freedom without education"
            --Thomas Jefferson

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition"
            -- Monty Python
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13 months ago  ::  Aug 12, 2013 - 4:17PM #745
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Now Mlyons.........THATS funny!
Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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12 months ago  ::  Aug 16, 2013 - 8:00PM #746
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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12 months ago  ::  Aug 19, 2013 - 10:44PM #747
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12 months ago  ::  Aug 27, 2013 - 9:27PM #748
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12 months ago  ::  Sep 04, 2013 - 6:11PM #749
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12 months ago  ::  Sep 04, 2013 - 6:11PM #750
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Moderated by Stardove on Jan 18, 2014 - 10:09PM
Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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