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3 years ago  ::  Aug 24, 2011 - 11:54AM #701
TENAC
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Those are really funny.....

Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
.......but only God can count the apples in the seeds.
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3 years ago  ::  Sep 09, 2011 - 3:16PM #702
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This is just plain funny...


front.moveon.org/picking-from-the-field-...


 

Our need to learn should always outweigh our need to be right

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.
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3 years ago  ::  Sep 20, 2011 - 10:41AM #703
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Our need to learn should always outweigh our need to be right

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.
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3 years ago  ::  Oct 11, 2011 - 8:54PM #704
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
.......but only God can count the apples in the seeds.
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3 years ago  ::  Oct 15, 2011 - 11:22AM #705
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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3 years ago  ::  Oct 15, 2011 - 1:13PM #706
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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3 years ago  ::  Oct 15, 2011 - 1:27PM #707
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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2 years ago  ::  Oct 27, 2011 - 11:39AM #708
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A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.



There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.


 


In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.


 


The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would  see if he could help her.


 


She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.


 


The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"


 


He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility.    I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down!"

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2 years ago  ::  Nov 06, 2011 - 2:08PM #709
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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2 years ago  ::  Nov 20, 2011 - 10:57PM #710
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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