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2 weeks ago  ::  May 16, 2012 - 1:55PM #742
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“Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You’re able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.” Ralph Marston

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2 weeks ago  ::  May 11, 2012 - 9:56PM #741
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
.......but only God can count the apples in the seeds.
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3 weeks ago  ::  May 05, 2012 - 10:35PM #740
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“Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You’re able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.” Ralph Marston

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3 weeks ago  ::  May 05, 2012 - 5:38PM #739
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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1 month ago  ::  Apr 27, 2012 - 11:05AM #738
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Now THAT'S funny!  I am stealing and updating it!
Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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1 month ago  ::  Apr 27, 2012 - 10:05AM #737
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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.  Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.


The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read: Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.

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1 month ago  ::  Apr 26, 2012 - 9:53PM #736
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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2 months ago  ::  Apr 06, 2012 - 4:24PM #735
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This kid is just too funny



youtu.be/Ih2DorqCCeg


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2 months ago  ::  Mar 27, 2012 - 7:43PM #734
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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2 months ago  ::  Mar 24, 2012 - 4:42PM #733
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