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1 week ago  ::  Mar 22, 2015 - 8:14PM #1271
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 Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?,


> Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “You mean voter fraud?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”


> Bob: “No the other one:.


> Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”


> Bob: “No, the other one.”


> Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”


> Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
.......but only God can count the apples in the seeds.
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1 week ago  ::  Mar 22, 2015 - 9:21PM #1272
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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1 week ago  ::  Mar 22, 2015 - 11:49PM #1273
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Moderated by Merope on Mar 24, 2015 - 06:04AM
Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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1 week ago  ::  Mar 23, 2015 - 3:55PM #1274
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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4 days ago  ::  Mar 29, 2015 - 12:12AM #1275
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Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
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