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3 days ago  ::  Apr 15, 2014 - 9:13PM #831
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3 days ago  ::  Apr 16, 2014 - 1:33AM #832
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A new poll released today shows that an overwhelming majority of Americans would support the idea of former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush taking up painting.


According to the poll, which has a margin of error of plus or minus three percentage points, seventy-four per cent of those surveyed “strongly agreed” with the statement: “Jeb Bush painting would be a really good thing for the United States and also for the rest of the world.”



A spokesman for Mr. Bush said that, as of yet, the former governor had made no decision to start painting but would “try to make up his mind by the end of the year” at the latest. 


“Gov. Bush wants to serve his country and if he can best do that by painting, so be it,” the spokesman said.


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2 days ago  ::  Apr 16, 2014 - 10:04PM #833
TENAC
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Obama Seen as 5th Best President Historically


According to a poll taken by Texas A&M.  Read down for the detail and results


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The details according to Texas A&M University:

1) Washington, Lincoln and Reagan tied for first,
2) 22 presidents tied for second,
3) 17 other presidents tied for third,
4) Jimmy Carter came in fourth, and
5) Obama came in fifth!



Any man can count the seeds in an apple....
.......but only God can count the apples in the seeds.
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2 days ago  ::  Apr 16, 2014 - 10:13PM #834
Eventhorizon
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Tuesday’s announcement by President Obama that 7.1 million people have signed up for Obamacare set off a firestorm of controversy among opponents of math in the U.S. Congress.


Representative Michele Bachmann, a leading member of the anti-math caucus, told reporters, “Throughout the debate on Obamacare, there has been a tacit agreement to leave math out of it. Today, President Obama broke that agreement.”



Senator John Barrasso, an anti-math Republican from Wyoming, agreed. “It’s very disappointing to see the President use arithmetic for political purposes,” he said.


Bachmann said that she believed the American people “would see through President Obama’s desperate use of numbers.” She added, “Whenever this President gets in trouble, he hides behind data.”


The Minnesota Republican said that many others in Congress agreed with her, but she declined to count them.


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21 hours ago  ::  Apr 18, 2014 - 1:16AM #835
Eventhorizon
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AUSTIN, Tex.  (The Borowitz Report)—With an eye toward a Presidential run in 2016, Rick Perry, the Texas governor, is hoping that a two-pronged strategy of wearing glasses and not speaking will make him appear smarter to voters, aides to the Governor confirmed today.


“After the 2012 Republican primary, we knew that we needed to solve what we called the Governor’s smartness problem,” said Harland Dorrinson, an aide to Perry. “The fix that we came up with was glasses, but, as it turned out, that was only half the solution.”



After outfitting Perry with designer eyewear, aides sent him on the road to reintroduce himself to voters, but the response, Mr. Dorrinson said, was underwhelming: “The problem was, he was still talking.”


A round of focus groups convinced aides that only through a combination of wearing glasses and not emitting any sounds could Perry overcome voters’ initial impressions of him.


At a recent political stop in San Antonio, the newly minted Governor Perry was on display, wearing his glasses and gesticulating expressively while saying nothing for thirty minutes.


“Our focus groups show people no longer know what Rick Perry is thinking,” said Mr. Dorrinson. “That’s a huge improvement.”


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11 hours ago  ::  Apr 18, 2014 - 11:43AM #836
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Apr 15, 2014 -- 9:13PM, rangerken wrote:











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Wow, you list so many things that harm society and yet you wonder why you face opposition because of your support for them!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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11 hours ago  ::  Apr 18, 2014 - 11:44AM #837
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Apr 16, 2014 -- 10:04PM, TENAC wrote:


Obama Seen as 5th Best President Historically


According to a poll taken by Texas A&M.  Read down for the detail and results


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The details according to Texas A&M University:

1) Washington, Lincoln and Reagan tied for first,
2) 22 presidents tied for second,
3) 17 other presidents tied for third,
4) Jimmy Carter came in fourth, and
5) Obama came in fifth!






To paraphrase Robert Towne, "Forget about it Jake. It's Texas."

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