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4 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 6:45AM #1
JCarlin
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Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory


KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

As usual The Onion brings us the news the God besotted media refuses to publish.

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4 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 8:44AM #2
Blü
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Thanks, JCarlin


An oldie but a goodie.

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4 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 9:21AM #3
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Of course there is no gravity. The earth sucks.


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4 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 10:13AM #4
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In The Story of The Incident in The Garden, "The 'Fall'" is indeed The Result of a POOR Choice, freely made ...

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4 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 11:08AM #5
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Nov 5, 2011 -- 10:13AM, teilhard wrote:

In The Story of The Incident in The Garden, "The 'Fall'" is indeed The Result of a POOR Choice, freely made ...


According to the cited theory the "Fall" in the garden was a result of God pushing.  This is also in accord with the written record as the snake was the only truthful character in the story.  Eve could not "fall" as she had no information about right and wrong until she ate of the tree of Knowledge of right and wrong.  

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4 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 11:22AM #6
teilhard
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***Nope ... That is NOT in The Story ...


Nov 5, 2011 -- 11:08AM, Jcarlinbn wrote:

Nov 5, 2011 -- 10:13AM, teilhard wrote:


In The Story of The Incident in The Garden, "The 'Fall'" is indeed The Result of a POOR Choice, freely made ...




According to the cited theory the "Fall" in the garden was ***a result of God pushing.  This is also in accord with the written record as the snake was the only truthful character in the story.  Eve could not "fall" as she had no information about right and wrong until she ate of the tree of Knowledge of right and wrong.  





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4 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 6:42PM #7
Blü
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teilhard


***Nope ... That is NOT in The Story ...


It's the story in Genesis.


What story are you talking about?

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4 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 7:20PM #8
teilhard
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Nope ...


Nov 5, 2011 -- 6:42PM, Blü wrote:


teilhard


***Nope ... That is NOT in The Story ...


It's the story in Genesis.


What story are you talking about?





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4 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 8:20PM #9
stardustpilgrim
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Nov 5, 2011 -- 7:20PM, teilhard wrote:


Nope ...


Nov 5, 2011 -- 6:42PM, Blü wrote:


teilhard


***Nope ... That is NOT in The Story ...


It's the story in Genesis.


What story are you talking about?








God did no pushing. Eve was given the choice to obey God, or not.


sdp

The wealth effect is one pillar supporting the Fed's zero-interest-rate policy and profligate money printing since 2008....at a superficial level....but to what effect, how strong is it, how long does it last? If bank accounts are paying close to zero, Americans will redirect those funds to stocks and housing in search of higher returns, which feeds on itself, resulting in higher prices for stocks and housing. America is witnessing its third stock bubble in the past fifteen years. These bubbles....merely enrich brokers and bankers. Asset bubble creation is one of the most visible malignancies caused by Federal Reserve money printing.... When these bubbles burst, the economy will confront a worse panic than occurred in 2008.....The Death of Money, the Coming Collapse of the International Monetary System, 2014, James Rickards
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4 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 8:50PM #10
teilhard
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***That IS The Story ... It IS in "Genesis" ...


Nov 5, 2011 -- 8:20PM, stardustpilgrim wrote:


Nov 5, 2011 -- 7:20PM, teilhard wrote:


Nope ...


Nov 5, 2011 -- 6:42PM, Blü wrote:


teilhard


***Nope ... That is NOT in The Story ...


It's the story in Genesis.


What story are you talking about?








***God did no pushing. Eve was given the choice to obey God, or not.


sdp





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