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5 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 6:45AM #1
JCarlin
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Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory


KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

As usual The Onion brings us the news the God besotted media refuses to publish.

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5 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 8:44AM #2
Blü
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Thanks, JCarlin


An oldie but a goodie.

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5 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 9:21AM #3
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Of course there is no gravity. The earth sucks.


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5 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 10:13AM #4
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In The Story of The Incident in The Garden, "The 'Fall'" is indeed The Result of a POOR Choice, freely made ...

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5 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 11:08AM #5
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Nov 5, 2011 -- 10:13AM, teilhard wrote:

In The Story of The Incident in The Garden, "The 'Fall'" is indeed The Result of a POOR Choice, freely made ...


According to the cited theory the "Fall" in the garden was a result of God pushing.  This is also in accord with the written record as the snake was the only truthful character in the story.  Eve could not "fall" as she had no information about right and wrong until she ate of the tree of Knowledge of right and wrong.  

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5 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 11:22AM #6
teilhard
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***Nope ... That is NOT in The Story ...


Nov 5, 2011 -- 11:08AM, Jcarlinbn wrote:

Nov 5, 2011 -- 10:13AM, teilhard wrote:


In The Story of The Incident in The Garden, "The 'Fall'" is indeed The Result of a POOR Choice, freely made ...




According to the cited theory the "Fall" in the garden was ***a result of God pushing.  This is also in accord with the written record as the snake was the only truthful character in the story.  Eve could not "fall" as she had no information about right and wrong until she ate of the tree of Knowledge of right and wrong.  





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5 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 6:42PM #7
Blü
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teilhard


***Nope ... That is NOT in The Story ...


It's the story in Genesis.


What story are you talking about?

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5 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 7:20PM #8
teilhard
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Nope ...


Nov 5, 2011 -- 6:42PM, Blü wrote:


teilhard


***Nope ... That is NOT in The Story ...


It's the story in Genesis.


What story are you talking about?





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5 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 8:20PM #9
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Nov 5, 2011 -- 7:20PM, teilhard wrote:


Nope ...


Nov 5, 2011 -- 6:42PM, Blü wrote:


teilhard


***Nope ... That is NOT in The Story ...


It's the story in Genesis.


What story are you talking about?








God did no pushing. Eve was given the choice to obey God, or not.


sdp

Roses always come with thorns. Sometimes, thorns first, sometimes roses first, and, sometimes, thorns outside, roses inside, sometimes roses outside, thorns inside.

Someone who dreams of drinking wine at a cheerful banquet may wake up crying the next morning. Someone who dreams of crying may go off the next morning to enjoy the sport of the hunt. When we are in the midst of a dream, we do not know it's a dream. Sometimes we may even try to interpret our dreams while we are dreaming, but then we awake and realize it was a dream. Only after one is greatly awakened does one realize that it was all a great dream, while the fool thinks that he is awake and presumptuously aware. Chuang Tzu
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5 years ago  ::  Nov 05, 2011 - 8:50PM #10
teilhard
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***That IS The Story ... It IS in "Genesis" ...


Nov 5, 2011 -- 8:20PM, stardustpilgrim wrote:


Nov 5, 2011 -- 7:20PM, teilhard wrote:


Nope ...


Nov 5, 2011 -- 6:42PM, Blü wrote:


teilhard


***Nope ... That is NOT in The Story ...


It's the story in Genesis.


What story are you talking about?








***God did no pushing. Eve was given the choice to obey God, or not.


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