There Is Something I Don’t Know That I am Supposed To Know.
I Know What It is I Don’t Know And Yet I am Supposed To Know.
And I Feel I Look Stupid If I Seem Both not to Know it And Not Know What It Is I Don’t Know.
Therefore I Pretend I Know It.
This is Nerve-Racking Since I Don’t Know What I Must Pretend To Know.
Therefore I Pretend To Know Everything.
I Feel You Know What I am Supposed To Know But You Can’t Tell What It Is Because You Don’t Know That I Don’t Know What It Is.
You May Know What I Don’t Know, But Not That I Don’t Know It, And I Can’t Tell You.
So You Will Have To Tell Me Everything.
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This had featured for the first time some 10 years ago, on one of my first websites. I just happen find an old archive containing a printout and I am glad to share it with all. I have it posted one other place too. Have fun.