How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb? - 13, consisting entirely of man-woman working couples. How many Rad Fems does it take? - 7. One to do it, two to organize the creche, and four to debate the meaning of the word "unscrew." How many Crowleyites does it take? - They can't; Uncle Aleister didn't leave any intstuctions. How many chaos magicians does it take? - They don't need to; they're used to working in the dark. How many Satanists does it take? -They can't; they are unable to get bulbs with left-hand threads. How many Fundamentalists does it take? -They won't, because their original bulb was the only right one.