|7 years ago :: Oct 18, 2010 - 12:28PM #1|
A cab driver stopped late evening to pick up a Nun in full Habit ... After a couple minutes, he said, "Sister ... I have a Confession to make ... "
"Yes, my Child ... ???"
"I've ALWAYS wondered what it would be like to KISS a Nun ... "
The Sister was quiet for a moment, then said, "Well, you would have to be single ... and a Good Catholic ... "
"I AM," the cab driver said excitedly ...
"Pull over, and we'll see what we can do," the Nun told him. The Sister then planted a big Kiss, full on his lips ... They straightened themselves up and were back on the road.
The cab driver began to weep softly. "Sister, I have to confess again. I feel TERRIBLY guilty now. I'm NOT a Catholic, I'm a Baptist. And I'm MARRIED."
"That's okay. I forgive you. Actually I'm on my way to a costume party, and my name is Joe .. "