|5 years ago :: Oct 17, 2010 - 7:19PM #1|
Obviously upset and agitated, the Pastor immediately began his Sunday Morning Announcements with an angry denial --
"Someone has started a terrible rumor that I am a leader in The Klu Klux Klan ... But I am NOT ... !!! I have NEVER had anything to do with such a group, and I never will ... !!!"
A gorgeously sexy young Sunday Schoool Teacher stood up in the back of The Sanctuary, pleading ...
"I am SO sorry for the misunderstanding ... What I really said is, 'The Pastor is a WIZARD under the sheets ... !!!'"
++++++++++++++++++++ !!! ( ktttttsssscccchhhh ) !!! +++++++++++++++++++
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