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4 years ago  ::  Oct 17, 2010 - 7:19PM #1
teilhard
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Obviously upset and agitated, the Pastor immediately began his Sunday Morning Announcements with an angry denial --


"Someone has started a terrible rumor that I am a leader in The Klu Klux Klan ... But I am NOT ... !!! I have NEVER had anything to do with such a group, and I never will ... !!!"


A gorgeously sexy young Sunday Schoool Teacher stood up in the back of The Sanctuary, pleading ...


"I am SO sorry for the misunderstanding ... What I really said is, 'The Pastor is a WIZARD under the sheets ... !!!'"


 


 


 ++++++++++++++++++++ !!! ( ktttttsssscccchhhh ) !!! +++++++++++++++++++


++++++++++++++++++++++++ ( cymbal crash ) +++++++++++++++++++++++

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