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8 years ago  ::  Jul 03, 2010 - 1:26PM #1
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A newly ordained priest is hearing confessions. A man enters, kneels and says,"Bless me Father for I have sinned.It has been 3 months since my last confession." The priest responds, "How have you sinned, my son?" "Well, Father, I had sexual relations with seven men." The young clergyman is quite taken aback and nearly speechless, having never come across this situation before. "Hold on, stay here, I'll be right back", he sputters. Father what's-his-name dashes through the church and climbs a flight of stairs to the residence of a very wise and well respected aged priest. "Ah, young Father, what can I do for you?" Well, my venerable old friend, I've got a homosexual in the confessional and I don't know what to give him." The old priest replies, "Well, not more than five dollars or you'll spoil it for the rest of us!" 

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8 years ago  ::  Aug 25, 2010 - 5:34AM #2
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