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6 years ago  ::  May 05, 2010 - 8:15PM #1
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Trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.  He said, "I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three
flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.. What
does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of
crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"

I LOVE THIS ONE...........
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
If someone wants to doubt the existence of Jesus, my experience is that no evidence or argument will change his mind. Such is the nature of skepticism.~Editor fourth R
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5 years ago  ::  Jun 15, 2010 - 10:11AM #2
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Do you know what the Blonde said when she found out she was pregnant?




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5 years ago  ::  Jul 03, 2010 - 1:46PM #3
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There's a blonde on the east side of a river and a blonde on the west side of the river. The blonde on the east side yells, "Hey, how can I get to the other side?" The other blonde responds, "You're ON the other side!"

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5 years ago  ::  Aug 25, 2010 - 5:33AM #4
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Funny jokes!

If religion isn't supposed to make us laugh, then why did God give us humor? Cool

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5 years ago  ::  Sep 03, 2010 - 2:29PM #5
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"That's for ME to know, and YOU to find out ... !!!"

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