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8 years ago  ::  Apr 06, 2010 - 12:29PM #1
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Dear God --


"Is it on purpose that our names are the same, only reversed ... ???"


"When I get to Heaven can I sit on Your Couch -- or is it still going to be the same old story ... ???"

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8 years ago  ::  Apr 07, 2010 - 3:42PM #2
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MORE "Dog's Prayers" --

"Are there Mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?"

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8 years ago  ::  May 04, 2010 - 2:05PM #3
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1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.

2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

7. A dog's parents never visit.

8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

11. Dogs seldom outlive you.

12. Dogs can't talk.

13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.

14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day.

15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

16. Dogs like to go hunting.

17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.

19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"

20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.


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8 years ago  ::  May 05, 2010 - 1:44AM #4
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The dog's philosophy: If you can't eat it or hump it, then p*ss on it!

What I like best about dogs is that everything they do is the greatest thing they've ever done.

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8 years ago  ::  May 05, 2010 - 2:11PM #5
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May 5, 2010 -- 1:44AM, mytmouse57 wrote:

If you can't eat it or hump it, then p*ss on it!

Sounds like a Frat-Boy Principle ... from "Tappa Kegga Brew" ...

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