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6 years ago  ::  Jul 27, 2009 - 2:40PM #1
Posts: 149

I'm funny by not being funny.


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6 years ago  ::  Aug 11, 2009 - 3:43PM #2
Posts: 3,535

I don't know, you tell me!!


How can you tell when there's and elephant in your refrigerator?

You can see his footpritnts in the cheesecake!

Why do elephants have flat feet?

They don't have arches in their sneakers!

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumping out of palm trees!

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

Because that's when elephants are jumping out of trees!

Why are pygmies so small?

They went into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon!

Why do elephants step on the lily pads?

The water won't hold them up!

Ready for some more of a different kind???

Why do hens lay eggs?

Because if they dropped them, they'd break!

What is Snow White's brother's name?

Egg White (get the yolk?)

What do you call a frightened skindiver?

Chicken of the sea!

What did Humpty Dumpty die of?

Shell shock!

Where do chicks come from?


And last but not least...............

Scientists say I out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends, if they are ok, then you're it!!


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5 years ago  ::  May 27, 2010 - 2:09PM #3
Posts: 287

I remember every good joke I have ever stolen(I mean heardWink) and have tried stand up comedy...but kept sitting down, dammit!


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