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Switch to Forum Live View Long Silent Church Fart
7 years ago  ::  Nov 18, 2008 - 11:11AM #1
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An elderly couple were in Church and the woman leans to whisper to her husband:
"I just let out a long silent fart... what should I do?"

The husband says:
"Replace the batteries in your hearing aid."
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