Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane
that crashed. In heaven they found God sitting on the great
white throne.

He addressed Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?" Al replied,
"Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will
that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

God thought for a second and said,
"Very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addressed Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?" Bill
replied, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never
held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges
are held against me."

Again, God thought for a second and then said, "You are
forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."

God then turned to Hillary and asked,
"Hillary, what do you believe in?"

Her reply: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."