Two Buddhists and a Christian were taking a trip in a small plane. Suddenly the plane malfunctions and their pilot tells them they have to bail out. Unfortunately there are only three parachutes. The Christian tells his two Buddhist friends that it's OK to save themselves because he knew his soul was right with God. His Buddhist friends assure him that he too will be saved from death if the Christian would follow their instruction. The Christian's Buddhist friends tell him before they jump from the plane to "unbelieve" what he knew and to call out as he was falling "Great Buddha, save me please!" The Christian didn't want to die so agreed with his friends as the Buddhists jumped from the plane along with the pilot. Seconds before the plane smashes into a mountain the Christian jumps, praying persistently "Great Buddha, save me please!", several times as he is falling. An enormous hand emerges from the clouds above him and catches the grateful Christian and settles him lightly to the ground. "Thank God!!" says the relieved Christian. Splat!! As the enormous hand smashes him like a bug.