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2 years ago ::
Oct 31, 2010 - 8:40PM
#25
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A Jew who died in the Holocaust went to Heaven. He met God and asked, "Lord, is it true that we Jews are your Chosen People?" God said, "That's true, my son." "Well next time, will you please choose someone else?"
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2 years ago ::
Apr 06, 2010 - 12:26AM
#24
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Isaac goes into temple and says to the Rabbi,"Rabbi my son has switched to Christanity, what
should I do?"
"Well I will ask God,come back tomorrow".
Isaac comes back the next day and the Rabbi tells him "Well I asked God but he says he is sorry because he has the same problem".
If someone wants to doubt the existence of Jesus, my experience is that no evidence or argument will change his mind. Such is the nature of skepticism.~Editor fourth R
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2 years ago ::
Apr 02, 2010 - 7:19PM
#23
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Four little old Jewish women were eating their lunch in their favorite restaurant and about half way through, their waiter comes by and asks "is anything okay?"
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2 years ago ::
Mar 04, 2010 - 1:24AM
#22
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Love the bloomingdale joke
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2 years ago ::
Mar 04, 2010 - 1:21AM
#21
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A good Jew can laugh at jokes about Jews my favorite what's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? the canoe tips,,,hahahah
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2 years ago ::
Mar 04, 2010 - 1:19AM
#20
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A Jew and a catholic and a christian are debating how much money to give to God the Christian has an Idea, lets draw a circle, I'll throw my money up in the air whatever lands inside the circle I'll give to God,, the Catholic agrees but says I'll throw the money up in the air and whatever lands outside the circle I'll give to God. The Jew says I'll take my money and throw it up into the air, whatever god doesn't take I'll keep.
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2 years ago ::
Feb 24, 2010 - 4:28PM
#19
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So this Jewish couple is waiting to meet their daughter's fiance for the first time. They see the happy couple to be coming out of the airplane up the jetway, but there is a problem. He's obviously from the darkest depths of Africa, bare feet, bone through his nose, gruesome face paint, bone rattle in his hands. The mother faints dead away, of course, but before she looses it completely she says, "No, no, honey. I said marry a rich doctor!"
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2 years ago ::
Feb 22, 2010 - 2:38PM
#18
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I had a million Jewish friends growing up so I heard some good ones.. Do you know why Jewish women love Jewish men? they get 'em with 10% off. Do you know how Jews celebrate Christmas? They stand around the cash register and sing..."OH WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN JESUS!!"
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2 years ago ::
Feb 05, 2010 - 11:08AM
#17
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Jews are well known and admired for their humor, if you don't find these funny, then by definition you are not a good Jew, work on that.
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2 years ago ::
Feb 05, 2010 - 10:42AM
#16
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I find this Jewish hunor very distasteful. It only perpetuates false perceptions of the Jewish people. Hopefully, these will be removed.
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