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Church Bulletin Bloopers - Share yours
1 year ago  ::  Nov 29, 2010 - 10:03PM #17
bipolarbearv
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These things made me laugh out loud so hard!  They are much funnier than just jokes are.  I hope to see more.


Here''s one I saw as a girl and my Mom thought it was hysterical!


Sign in front of a church cemetary: Parking for Tennants Only!

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2 years ago  ::  Jun 03, 2010 - 3:27PM #16
StephenK.Adams
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Staying in bed on Sunday morning shouting --- Oh my God!! ---  is not the same as  going to church. 


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This next one is not exactly funny, but nevertheless it certainly caught my eye.


Don't wait for 6 strong men to carry you into the Church.

We have nothing to fear except our lack of understanding of fear itself.
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2 years ago  ::  May 18, 2010 - 11:02AM #15
Char
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Just 3 weeks ago, our Sunday School bulletin read:


Pastor Bryan will be preaching his last illustrative massage of this series today.


When I asked where I could get my illustrative massage, he told me to come to evening service.  Then his evening service message was Controlling the Desires of the Flesh.  Hmmmmmm

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2 years ago  ::  Mar 14, 2010 - 9:34AM #14
Kelley
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I was trying to read these quietly this morning but after just one or two, I couldn't stop my self from laughing.  My better half has to work tonight and needs to sleep, so I'll have to wait til later to finish reading!  Thanks for the laughs.

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2 years ago  ::  Feb 24, 2010 - 6:33PM #13
Gloria
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Yes, I can imagine that would be VERY unsightly! LOL!

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2 years ago  ::  Feb 24, 2010 - 6:28PM #12
Marc
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"In other business today, we feel it best that you do not krap on the street in front of the church.  Not only is it unsightly, but it is dangerous as you could be hit by a passing car.  Please go around to the back, where the parking lot is."

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2 years ago  ::  Feb 16, 2010 - 7:08PM #11
Gloria
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I was having a very bad day today, and when I read these Bulletin Bloopers, I laughed so hard I was crying. I had seen some of them before, but many were new, and I even laughed again at the ones I already knew. They say that a good "belly laugh" is very beneficial to one's health, and as another person posted here, bloopers really tickle MY funny bone, too. Probably the fact that they are spontaneous and not planned to be funny is what makes them so hilarious! The mental pictures you get from some of them just have you ROFL! :-)


Thanks to those who posted them. I really needed the laugh!

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3 years ago  ::  Jul 01, 2009 - 11:43AM #10
Gran-dee
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THESE ARE DEFINITLY WORTH MANY, MANY LAUGHS . IF YOUR DOWN IN THE DUMPS READ A PAGE AND IT'S GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. OR AT THE VERY LEAST LIFT YOUR SPIRITS AND MAKE YOU Wink HAVE A GOOD AND GODLY DAY. GOD BLESS ALL !!!!!!!!

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3 years ago  ::  Jan 14, 2009 - 4:20PM #9
ShadyWilbury
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I second the laughing, and tears streaming. Brilliant, brilliant, stuff!
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4 years ago  ::  Sep 18, 2008 - 12:51AM #8
marmalade.sunrise
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These literally made me laugh out loud - it was the best laugh I'd had in a while. I don't know why, but these bulletin misprints really strike my funny bone. Thanks for the laughter ... I needed it!
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