A young pastor had just moved to town.He decided that he would go around town and introduce himself to his new congregation.He rung the first door bell,a lady came to the door.She stares at him as he introduces himself.She says,I can't believe how much you look like Conway Twitty,the country music singer.He says ,yes Mame I hear that alot.
He goes to the next house,and the next,every lady that came to the door said the same thing,that he looked like Conway Twitty.
Finally at the last house,he rings the bell.A shapely young lady comes to the door with a towel around her.He starts to introduce himself,She turns the towel loose,throws her arms in the air and screams......Conway Twtty.
The pastor stands there stunned,Then says......HELLO DARLING>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>