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11 months ago ::
Jul 30, 2011 - 2:56AM
#16
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The Priest and Rabbi were helping the minister cleanup after the church wedding in the little town. The minister swept the floor with a wide push broom in no time at all. The priest quickly cleaned off the refreshment table. The Rabbi struggled with a heavy ladder and barely managed to gather up all the balloons from off the ceiling. Thanks for your usual help said the minister. "No problem, said the Priest, in a small town the normal barriers are all relaxed among the clergy so we can help each other out". "Couldn't hurt anywhere", said the tired Rabbi. The minister and Priest put the trash in the barrel, while the Rabbi kept the balloons and headed out the door. "Say, how to you manage to dispose of those things every wedding', asked the Minister? "The environmental agency takes them because helium is such a hazard, said the Rabbi, oi, a whole eight blocks I have to drive". "I thought you had to pay by the weight to dump over there, asked the Priest"? "Yes, said the Rabbi ducking out the door, I'm making a fortune!"
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2 years ago ::
Jun 08, 2010 - 1:35PM
#15
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On President Bush's last day in office, Rabbi Enoch took him out to lunch at a reputable Jewish restaurant. The Rabbi asked the President what his favourite Jewish food was.....but the President quickly asked the Rabbi to recommend a tasty Jewish dish instead. Rabbi Enoch suggested MATZA BALL SOUP. The President agreed to try this dish based on the Rabbi's recommendation. President Bush enjoyed the dish and asked for a second and third helping which he enjoyed even more. At the end of the meal, the President questioningly asked the Rabbi, "What do you guys do with the rest of the Matza?"
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2 years ago ::
May 31, 2010 - 10:38PM
#14
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mary poppins variant a faith healer in los angeles claimed he could diagnose just by smelling a person's breath his office sign read SUPER CALFORNIA MYSTIC EXPERT HALITOSIS
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2 years ago ::
May 05, 2010 - 6:27PM
#13
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Paddy and Mike were workin' on Street Repairs just across from an infamous Bar that was well-known to be in REALITY a BROTHEL ... As they toiled, they noticed The Local Rabbi furtively ducking into the Front Door. They shook their heads knowing full well what THAT was about ... Shortly later The Local Methodist Minister also sneaked into The Establishment ... More head-shaking and eyes-rolling in disappointment ... Just before Noon, Fr. Flanagan quickly entered The Place of Ill Repute ... Mike commented to Paddy, "Must be somebody inside sick and called for a Priest ... !!!"
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2 years ago ::
Mar 08, 2010 - 8:53AM
#12
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#'s 3-5-6-8-9-10 are great jokes # 7 has got to go,thumbs down !!
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3 years ago ::
Feb 19, 2009 - 3:21PM
#11
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Do you know what Mahatma Ghandi and Mary Poppins have in common?
Ghandi walked every where he went, which produced enormous callouses on his feet. He ate vey little, so he was a very fragile man. Also, his strange diet 'caused him to suffer from bad breathe.
So Ghandi could be described as a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by hallitosis.
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3 years ago ::
Feb 19, 2009 - 10:57AM
#10
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A recently found ancient fragment of the New Testament sheds light on a miraculous event. Peter, Andrew and John were in a boat during wind storm. They saw Jesus walking on the water toward them, and John jumped out ofteh boat onto the water and immediately sank and had to swim back to the boat. Peter Asked Andrew “What do think about what just happened?” Andrew replied.” John can swim but Jesus can’t.”
“I[seldom]make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have no respect.”
Edward Gibbon
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3 years ago ::
Feb 19, 2009 - 6:38AM
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A pastor of a small country church dies and goes to heaven. God says I know you did what you could to many in your small congragation, here is your reward. God presents the pastor with a large mansion and a chauffered limosine. The pastor feels very grateful and goes to enjoy his reward. He comes across a caullege of his from a large inner city church, driving a cadilac and finds he was given a nice three bedroom home. He then sees the former head of his church crash his motorcycle into the driveway of his log cabin and he is laughing. The pastor inquires as to what he finds so funny about crashing his only form of transpotation. He replies I just saw the pope riding a bike and carrying a tent.
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3 years ago ::
Feb 19, 2009 - 3:07AM
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A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The priest asked, "How'd you get hair", the rabbi said the bus. The rabbi asked the priest,"how'd you get hair, the priest said I drove. They turned and asked the minister, hey, how'd you get hair, and the minister said I walked.
Get it the minister is bald.
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3 years ago ::
Feb 18, 2009 - 1:31PM
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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked into a bar...
...a deacon, following closely behind, ducked.
Moral: deacons are usually more aware of the world around us.
;)
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