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3 years ago  ::  Mar 08, 2010 - 8:53AM #11
Rosie23
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#'s 3-5-6-8-9-10 are great jokes   # 7 has got to go,thumbs down !!
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3 years ago  ::  May 05, 2010 - 6:27PM #12
teilhard
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Paddy and Mike were workin' on Street Repairs just across from an infamous Bar that was well-known to be in REALITY a BROTHEL ...


As they toiled, they noticed The Local Rabbi furtively ducking into the Front Door. They shook their heads knowing full well what THAT was about ...


Shortly later The Local Methodist Minister also sneaked into The Establishment ... More head-shaking and eyes-rolling in disappointment ...


Just before Noon, Fr. Flanagan quickly entered The Place of Ill Repute ... Mike commented to Paddy, "Must be somebody inside sick and called for a Priest ... !!!"
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3 years ago  ::  May 31, 2010 - 10:38PM #13
llacey03
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mary poppins variant


a faith healer in los angeles claimed he could diagnose


                                        just by smelling a person's breath


his office sign read


SUPER CALFORNIA MYSTIC       EXPERT HALITOSIS
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3 years ago  ::  Jun 08, 2010 - 1:35PM #14
HORACIO
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On  President  Bush's  last  day  in  office,  Rabbi  Enoch  took  him  out  to  lunch  at  a  reputable  Jewish  restaurant.    The  Rabbi  asked  the  President  what  his  favourite  Jewish  food was.....but  the  President  quickly  asked  the  Rabbi  to  recommend  a  tasty Jewish  dish  instead.


Rabbi  Enoch  suggested  MATZA  BALL  SOUP.    The  President  agreed  to  try  this  dish based  on  the  Rabbi's  recommendation.


President  Bush  enjoyed  the  dish  and  asked  for  a  second  and  third  helping  which he  enjoyed  even  more.


At  the  end  of  the  meal,  the  President  questioningly  asked  the  Rabbi,  "What  do  you  guys  do  with  the  rest  of  the  Matza?"
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2 years ago  ::  Jul 30, 2011 - 2:56AM #15
Fielder
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The Priest and Rabbi were helping the minister cleanup after the church wedding in the little town. The minister swept the floor with a wide push broom in no time at all. The priest quickly cleaned off the refreshment table. The Rabbi struggled with a heavy ladder and barely managed to gather up all the balloons from off the ceiling.


Thanks for your usual help said the minister. "No problem, said the Priest, in a small town the normal barriers are all relaxed among the clergy so we can help each other out". "Couldn't hurt anywhere", said the tired Rabbi.


The minister and Priest put the trash in the barrel, while the Rabbi kept the balloons and headed out the door. "Say, how to you manage to dispose of those things every wedding', asked the Minister? "The environmental agency takes them because helium is such a hazard, said the Rabbi, oi, a whole eight blocks I have to drive". "I thought you had to pay by the weight to dump over there, asked the Priest"?  "Yes, said the Rabbi ducking out the door, I'm making a fortune!"


 
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