REteach, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((Dar))) 
I'm sorry about your mom.  

I got to play grandma this last week--it was awesome.  

((Thanks all)),

Nohing like a funeral to tell how, um, I was the "normal" one! Gracious!

I had to hold court for 3 days and I don't know about laughing or crying, when in doubt wash dishes.

I stuck out like a sore thumb, being all edumecated, (sic) and all, that means although I can't spell for nuthin, I speack without a hillbilly mumble. 

I know my family and they know me and we are rarely in the same place at the same time for a REASON.

Ever been to a funeral where there were more tatoos and bikes and leather then old widows?

With a preacher that pretty much said he would see me in hell.  Oh well... My mom was not like that and who brought that dude in was not a relative to anyone.

No booze tho, so that was good. 

Food, lol, the only thing green was the paint on the kitchen cabinets.   I was surrounded by big guts and beards and that was the women.  Never mind the 4 cartons of cigs, and the oxygen tanks and insulen and guns! Yikes, with people saing, "if any one starts somthin' "

Never mind my brother who just got out of prison... 25 years! 

Thank goodness for G.L. and my boys.  They rescued me.  Bless my teens who said "Meme looks better dead!"

Not really, but I understand.

Home fires are still burning and I am cooking again, hot tho so chillin' is the reason, cold watermelon  slushies to start and then there is cheese crackers and wine and klondyke bars :)

Dar

red beans and rice here. Yum!