You're not the only one here who has had to put up with the jivey economy.
I got laid off after spending just a few days shy of three years at my previous job, and spent a little over a year trying to find work.
The only person who would hire me was the editor of a small-town newspaper who needed a driver to cover one of the delivery routes. That meant hauling my carcass out of bed at 12:30 AM (usually after only an hour's sleep) and going out in all weather in order to lob papers out in the boonies.
And those were the good old days. With the price of gas and the slowly dropping subscriber rates, the editor has stripped us all of our routes and instead assigned us to slap mailing labels on the papers; postage is now cheaper than the fuel repayments we were getting. I'm barely even making enough hours to put gas in my car now, let alone pay tuition. And as the lowest guy on the totem pole, if the boss says we need to cut another position to help make ends meet I'll be the first one out the door.
So don't take it personally that you don't have work. You aren't alone.
In fact, that you would go so far as to destroy a Bible and start a rant on an internet message board would suggest that you have some anger-management issues; a good employer would pick up on that in a heartbeat and refuse to hire you. Interviews are all about how you sell yourself, which is why we sometimes see jerks getting positions over people who would be better fits.
And that job you made up? Scrub your resume ASAP; if any of your future bosses find out about it, that'll be a black mark which will ruin your career for as long as you live.
As far as the "starving" bit goes, there's always unemployment assistance or even moving back home (which is what I had to do).
