LOL Mike. Whn my grandson was in Iraq a couple of his buddies backed one of those gator type vehicles into him to see how far he would bounce. They put  a mattress on the ground behind him. He missed it. Yeah, he was a willing participant.

The Mean Kitty Song in HD!!!

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsbL6CahtvE&feat...

 

Feb 2, 2011 -- 2:53PM, karbie wrote:

Dear Mike--
  I sent this one on to my son, since Moses is also prone to hunting his feet and using them as chew toys--that's why Moses has his own tiger about as long as he is to play with beside finding new places to explore. Too bad the cat doesn't recognize snow emergencies and was demanding play time at 6:30 this morning.Neither of them thought it was endearing.

All this reminds me of an ancient joke.
 An old woman was sitting out on her run-down front porch with her cat on her lap..
 A genie suddenly appeared and told her that she could have 3 wishes as long as they were about her. First, she wanted her decaying house turned into a castle with servants and riches. Her next wish was to be a beautiful young princess. her final wish was that her tom cat should turn into a handsome Prince that she could marry.
As an incredibly handsome man appeared where her cat had been, the genie disappeared.
the prince came to her, hugged her, and purred smoothly into her ear.."Isn't it a shame that you had me fixed?"

 I love it!

Thanks!
 I actually called my husband in to watch it. I know how Michigan was trying to get more tourism several years ago. My son and I were going to do a road trip and I'd ordered the triptick and map, including the fact I didn't want to go through Columbus during the State Fair and we'd be staying in Sydney, OH one night. Apparently my request to not go through columbus or go on any toll roads was given to someone who got severely confused or was a secret agent for Michigan. On our way to the next errand, my son started looking at the triptick to find that apparently you need to go to Lansing, Michigan along the toll road to get from Northeast Ohio to Indianapolis.
 I was not a happy camper because the whole idea was to help him learn about how to read maps and follow them--much easier if you are following a triptick. IF I'd just wanted to take a magic marker and follow the route, I could have done so. But the kid sure saw a problem. The manager pulled the employee over to apologize and "fix" the problem with the aforementioned magic marker. I had the route I wanted memorized and had driven legs of it before, but I could have used the extra time several places.
  MICHIGAN--If you want to get to Indiana, you have to come here first!

Are You Lonesome  Tonight (Senior Moments Version) 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfPgSzcu9RY&NR=1