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5 years ago  ::  Dec 03, 2007 - 6:56PM #1
SunRaz
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OK, this is a silly one...


Two flies in the kitchen, which one's the cowboy?


The one on the range.
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5 years ago  ::  Dec 05, 2007 - 4:08AM #2
iamelting
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Sun,
That was so bad, I had to laugh. when I worked, people told me all kinds of jokes but I don't hear many any more and Bless his heart, my husband is one of those people who stat to tell a joke and 20 mins later he is still trying to figure out how it went. That gets me laughing as well.
I love to laugh and it really feels good to just laugh til milk comes out your nose and you snort.
I will take thos as a challenge to find some good jokes.
Lulu
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5 years ago  ::  Dec 19, 2007 - 8:31PM #3
Feinics
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[QUOTE=Wrɛn;151595]At the beach my daughter yells "Hey Mom look at that dead bird!" and I look up. "Where?"

~Wren[/QUOTE]

ahahahah thats brilliant!
I once asked this little girl what colour her goldfish was..
iv never seen a 10 year old give such a patronising look full of disgust:)
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5 years ago  ::  Dec 20, 2007 - 1:25AM #4
SunRaz
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Those are great you two!!! LOL

I sure know what you mean about having a good laugh! It's been a long time since I've done the milk out the nose thing! Laughing is the best medicine!!! I used to know some funny jokes, but they are distant memories...
I too will have to find some good ones... we sure can all sure use a laugh!!!

Thanks to both of you!

Looking up to see a dead bird...  hahahahaha
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5 years ago  ::  Dec 20, 2007 - 2:16AM #5
SunRaz
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A horse went into a bar and the bartender asked him,

'Why do you have such a long face?'




hehehehehehe...
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5 years ago  ::  Dec 20, 2007 - 2:18AM #6
Feinics
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this is a really baaad one ye've been warned...

Did ye hear about the scarecrow who won a nobel prize?

He was outstanding in his field...


:)
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5 years ago  ::  Dec 20, 2007 - 2:22AM #7
Feinics
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i totally agree sun , laughter is the best medicine! a good laugh and cuppa tea can make anything seem at the very least a little bit better:)
I find when I do laugh it gives everyone else a good time at my expense as my laughter..well it was described by one person as,
"a donkey with asthema giving birth to a cow in distress"
wish ye could hear it,  so i could give ye all a good chuckle!:) hee hee
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5 years ago  ::  Dec 27, 2007 - 1:04AM #8
SunRaz
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too funny... gave me a smile just thinking about your laugh...

a donkey with asthema giving birth...    OMG!!!!!!! LOL

Sun
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5 years ago  ::  Jan 03, 2008 - 9:23PM #9
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That was funny. Mostly because it sounds like something I would do. :)
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5 years ago  ::  Jan 03, 2008 - 9:30PM #10
ZandriaC
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I've heard that a good laugh can add five years to your life. I guess I need a lot of laughs bc according to my doctor my health problems have aged me 20 years. I guess I look good for someone pushing 50 ;)

Here's a really cheesy one....

A three legged dog limps into a bar and asks the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

(Sorry, it's the only one I could think of)

-Zan
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