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9 years ago  ::  Sep 11, 2009 - 2:23AM #1
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9 years ago  ::  Sep 11, 2009 - 11:48AM #2
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What did the Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."

The Buddha hands the vendor a five, but the vendor doesn't make change.
Buddha-"Oye buey, where's my change?"
Vendor-"Baboso, change must come from within!"

That's the nice thing about Zen. Even the Buddha doesn't get to hog all the punch lines. :)

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