Glad to have you among us. God is great!!

You are only "Bad" to specific Islamophobe non-Muslims.

In fact most Muslims are like you and it's all good...

Miraj

What you list only indicates that on a personal level you are a basically good person. I do not think that anyone would argue that being a basically good person would make one a bad Muslim. I think the argument would be that being a basically good person would make one a good Muslim (or a good most everything else). But, what do I know?

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

Alas, my list of zina is long and horrible.

I have no list but I am still a bad Muslim.

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

I haven't forced anyone to convert to Islam, (in fact, I don't even proselytize).

I am a bad Muslim because I haven't converted anyone to Islam so far because if they want to go to hell I should not be stopping them as that is their human right.   

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

My practice of dhimmitude is limited to my parenting of my young son, Aden.

My list is longer; half a dozen children and a dozen grandchildren. I am a bad Muslim for producing so many children.  

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

I haven't taken to the airwaves to denounce other religions.  In fact, I rather like that we're not all the same.

I am a bad Muslim because I say that Islam is the best religion. I will be regarded a good Muslim if I say that there is forced conversion in Islam.

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

When all of my siblings converted out of Islam, I let them all live.

When my daughter began to wear head scarf (hijab), it was here own choice. I didn't think it was necessary to do so in UK but she convinced me that it was the right thing to do. I must be a bad Muslim for being convinced by a girl. 

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

I not only let my daughter go to college, I paid for her tuition, books and computers.

I must be a bad Muslim because two of my daughters are now teaching in schools after graduation (both wear hijab). One has decided to leave her teaching job in UK and is migrating to Dubai with her husband and one son. She is sick of being seen as a terrorist since she began to wear hijab.   

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

I didn't subject her to FGM.

Me too! That makes me too a bad Muslim.

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

OMG!  I married a Christian man.  I forgot I was supposed to hate him!  Or, stone him!

I never married a woman from people of the book because they do not believe, and no church will allow such a marriage. If her religion makes her marrying me illegal then she can't marry me whilist she remains one of the people of the book.    

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

The only bombs I make is when I try to tell jokes.  The only bombs I've handled are cherry bombs.

Only the bad Muslims make and use bombs. Only the good non-muslims make and use bombs. I am a bad Muslim for not making and using bombs.

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

I hire Jews and pay them well.  They are safe with me.

Jews have bought products that I have made. Jews have also sat alongside me in governing body meetings. They have all been nice people. Even rocketjsquirrel would be nice to me if finds out that I am a bad Muslim.

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

I've never raped anyone.

Nor have I.

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

I don't "believe" in the Protocals of Zion.

Nor am I a believer. That makes me bad...

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

I have no desire to impose sharia on anyone.

Sharia can only be imposed on Muslims. No person has ever imposed Sharia on me. I must be a bad Muslim.  

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

I'm not a terrorist.

I must be a terrorist because non-muslims look at me as a terrorist (because to them I am a Muslim}. In the eyes of Muslims, I am a bad Muslim because I am in jihad with my nafs instead of with kuffar. I am a bad Muslim in the eyes of kuffar because I am in jihad. Totally, I am a bad Muslim.  

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

It's probably the last thing that makes me the saddest, knowing that I'm betraying my faith so badly because all the good Muslims are terrorists of some kind.

Actually, what makes me so sad about me being a bad Muslim is that I will miss all those virgins with lovely eyes no matter what I do; win the jihad or commit suicide.

Jun 24, 2012 -- 1:48AM, Miraj wrote:

Please forgive me for my lack of motivation.  It seems that I didnt have righteous teachers of Islam.  They were too nice.

Forgive me for not knowing anything about religion. I had no religious teachers except my dad who taught me only how to pray in Arabic. Since then, the only teachers I have had (particularly on Beliefnet during the last 12 years) have been the non-muslims.

My new Muslim neighbour is so noisy. I must be a bad Muslim for not being noisy. Now I know where the hell is; living next door to a noisy Muslim.

I went to mosque the other day and saw a Muslim looking at mosque decoration whilist praying. I must be a bad Muslim because I don't do that.

I don't belong to any sect. I am not going to paradise because you have to belong to one sect out of 73. Every Muslim is part of a sect that is going to paradise. I must be a bad Muslim.

My list is also very long but I am tired of carrying on in this post.

Also, wife needs something and I must meet her need unlike all good Muslims.

Dear Lilwabbit,

I am quite confident that you are more a Muslim than many of the so-called Muslims. This is because you have often been correctly thought of as a Muslim even on Judaism board.

One only has to mention the word "Qur'an" or even try to defend innocent Muslims and that person becomes a Muslim as first step, and terrorist the next step.

If you grow a beard it would be a clear proof that you are a terrorist. I have no beard because I don't want to be found a terrorist. This way I may never be suspected of being a bad Muslim even if I am a bad Muslim.

Kind regards

Ibn 

Jun 25, 2012 -- 10:29AM, chevy956 wrote:

Muslims pretending to be victims is possibly the funniest thing I've heard in the last month.

>>>>>>>>> I was laughing while reading this thread. I must be a bad Mozlim...... 

Well, we made you laugh habibi

;-)