| 3 years ago :: Jun 24, 2012 - 1:48AM #1 | |
Miraj
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Alas, my list of zina is long and horrible.
I haven't forced anyone to convert to Islam, (in fact, I don't even proselytize). My practice of dhimmitude is limited to my parenting of my young son, Aden. I haven't taken to the airwaves to denounce other religions. In fact, I rather like that we're not all the same. When all of my siblings converted out of Islam, I let them all live. I not only let my daughter go to college, I paid for her tuition, books and computers. I didn't subject her to FGM. OMG! I married a Christian man. I forgot I was supposed to hate him! Or, stone him! The only bombs I make is when I try to tell jokes. The only bombs I've handled are cherry bombs. I hire Jews and pay them well. They are safe with me. I've never raped anyone. I don't believe in the Protocals of Zion. I have no desire to impose sharia on anyone. I'm not a terrorist. It's probably the last thing that makes me the saddest, knowing that I'm betraying my faith so badly because all the good Muslims are terrorists of some kind. Please forgive me for my lack of motivation. It seems that I didnt have righteous teachers of Islam. They were too nice. Feel free to list your nafs here, fellow slackers. I get the feeling that there are a lot of bad Muslims in the world. Disclaimer: The opinions of this member are not primarily informed by western ethnocentric paradigms, stereotypes rooted in anti-Muslim/Islam hysteria, "Israel can do no wrong" intransigence, or the perceived need to protect the Judeo-Christian world from invading foreign religions and legal concepts. By expressing such views, no inherent attempt is being made to derail or hijack threads, but that may be the result. The result is not the responsibility of this member. 
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| 3 years ago :: Jun 24, 2012 - 3:05AM #2 | |
BDboy
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You are only "Bad" to specific Islamophobe non-Muslims. In fact most Muslims are like you and it's all good... |
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| 3 years ago :: Jun 24, 2012 - 9:14AM #3 | |
browbeaten
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We can only hope that you can pass on these ideals to the millions of other Muslims who are not like you. |
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| 3 years ago :: Jun 24, 2012 - 11:06AM #4 | |
rocketjsquirell
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Miraj What you list only indicates that on a personal level you are a basically good person. I do not think that anyone would argue that being a basically good person would make one a bad Muslim. I think the argument would be that being a basically good person would make one a good Muslim (or a good most everything else). But, what do I know? |
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| 3 years ago :: Jun 24, 2012 - 6:43PM #5 | |
visio
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Only THAT ONE you are going to meet, with certainty, after the last breath of this lifetime, will determine wether what you have listed complied to to the Divine Requirements as preset on the mirrored template of your soul. Good or bad would be decided by what you have left behind i.e the separated complex of subtle spirit/mind body and the course physical body for other people to inherit. If the course physical body was filled with cancers of any kind, then THAT ONE Allahswt would have to generate another Light of Adam to make correction. If the subtle spirit/mind was also bad, then another bani-Israel would be born on earth to cause meat to decay. [Please don't get me wrong. Bani-Israel, here, doesn't mean Jews. It simply means a spirit in the Jinn Kingdom would be regenerated as a soul and attached to an offspring of man to be born by a preselected unlucky woman]. So, the whole message of of the Al-Quran is for the humanity to serve itself in the context of both human bodily rights and human spiritual/mind right for the good of the soul. And ALLAHswt would only let a dynamic moving volume of 70, 000 good souls (that have become true angels) at the end of the pipeline where the Gate of the Divine Kingdom at any moment in earthly time enter first. A true good muslims would be those who make up those 70,000 true angels. And the good news for Muslim as proclaimed in Muhammadsaw's Isra' & Mi'raj (Earthly and heavenly ascension), Musasaw (Moses) himself declared, when their souls met, in the Grace of ALLAHswt, that the followers of this youth, i.e. Muhammadsaw, would make up a substantial portion of the 70,000. What this indicate is that what are given by ALLAHswt as given in the Al-Quran tools and training procedure to make Muslims, as individual and community, as the leading packs in the whole bikaton to the Gate of ALLAHswt. If one realises that he/she hasn't fully used them and feel that they are bad Muslims, there shouldn't be any regret and despair. As long as you have the breath, there are always time for a ......changing (thanks Bob, I mean Dylan). I am sorry for this consciousness rubbish (as someone was insinuating in another thred). Olanzapine could never work on me, nor the zydis on my son. Some scruplous intellectuals/neuro scientists, somewhere, sure are making money, for their peer reviewed recommendations. The new millineneum would need more (bad) jinn busters. Ha! Ha! Ha! |
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| 3 years ago :: Jun 25, 2012 - 4:46AM #6 | |
Ibn
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I went to mosque the other day and saw a Muslim looking at mosque decoration whilist praying. I must be a bad Muslim because I don't do that. I don't belong to any sect. I am not going to paradise because you have to belong to one sect out of 73. Every Muslim is part of a sect that is going to paradise. I must be a bad Muslim. My list is also very long but I am tired of carrying on in this post. Also, wife needs something and I must meet her need unlike all good Muslims.
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
(Winston Churchill) |
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| 3 years ago :: Jun 25, 2012 - 5:38AM #7 | |
Lilwabbit
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Dearest Ibn and Miraj, Now all my fears about you are confirmed. Your crime records are truly damning. At least the proper Muslims wear explosive belts with ball-bearings wherever they walk just in case a bus full of innocent schoolchildren drives by. The Qur'án so clearly commands it. Maybe both of you are just pretending. Maybe you are good Muslims after all. Perhaps Ibn is an Al-Qa'ida recruiter when he is not busy tending to his gorgeous rose gardens and obeying his wife. And I'm sure Miraj has a long beard and wears a Sikh turban, the typical Muslima that she is. I also must be a good Muslim because people often think I'm a terrorist and do not know I'm actually a bad Bahá'í. LilWabbit
"All things have I willed for you, and you too, for your own sake."
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| 3 years ago :: Jun 25, 2012 - 10:01AM #8 | |
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Ibn
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Dear Lilwabbit, I am quite confident that you are more a Muslim than many of the so-called Muslims. This is because you have often been correctly thought of as a Muslim even on Judaism board. One only has to mention the word "Qur'an" or even try to defend innocent Muslims and that person becomes a Muslim as first step, and terrorist the next step. If you grow a beard it would be a clear proof that you are a terrorist. I have no beard because I don't want to be found a terrorist. This way I may never be suspected of being a bad Muslim even if I am a bad Muslim. Kind regards Ibn
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
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| 3 years ago :: Jun 25, 2012 - 10:29AM #9 | |
chevy956
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Muslims pretending to be victims is possibly the funniest thing I've heard in the last month. |
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| 3 years ago :: Jun 25, 2012 - 10:51AM #10 | |
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BDboy
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>>>>>>>>> I was laughing while reading this thread. I must be a bad Mozlim...... Well, we made you laugh habibi ;-) |
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