Old Joe had been having Trouble hearing for quite a few Years, but lately it had gotten MUCH worse ... So he went to the Clinic ...

Very quickly the Doc found the Problem, and told Joe, "No wonder you're having a Problem hearing -- You've got a Suppository in your Ear ... !!!"

Joe replied, "Well, I guess that explains where my Hearing Aid is ... "

Yenta, the Matchmaker, said, "Avram, I have the PERFECT Match for your son ... !!!"

Avram replied, "Who is it ... ???"

"Rachob, the Shoemaker's daughter ... !!!," said Yenta.

Avram objected, "Rachob ... !!!  She can hardly see -- she's almost BLIND ... !!!"

"Face it, Avram -- Is your son so much to look at ... ???  With the way she sees and the way he looks, it's a perfect Match ... !!!"

A Dog's Prayer --

 

Dear Lord ... When I get to Heaven, may I please have my Testicles back ... ???

Joel Osteen was preaching on this subject last Sunday, he recommended laughter, use lots of thoughts about it being medicine, including healings. It was strange was sitting next to a female in church and every few words, she let out a laugh, and it was great, just listening to her you know some people have infectious laughs. Sometimes its difficult to find clean comedians a lot like to use profanity. Dont know why I Think they would be funny without guess there are laugh books that can befound out there. But recommend taking a daily dose, it makes frown lines disappear, and makes complexions glow, and sometimes even makes tears flow, depends on just how funny the joke is. Try it, and see if things dont turn around for you. A smile is just a frown turned upside down. God wants to put laughter in your mouth, can you imagine that.

Which reminds me ...

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam went into a Restaurant together and sat down ... The Waitron said, "Is this a Joke ... ???"