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4 years ago  ::  Feb 07, 2011 - 1:42PM #61
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Old Joe had been having Trouble hearing for quite a few Years, but lately it had gotten MUCH worse ... So he went to the Clinic ...

Very quickly the Doc found the Problem, and told Joe, "No wonder you're having a Problem hearing -- You've got a Suppository in your Ear ... !!!"

Joe replied, "Well, I guess that explains where my Hearing Aid is ... "
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4 years ago  ::  Feb 07, 2011 - 3:26PM #62
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The words I speak and write carry energy and power, so I choose them with care and clear purpose. 

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4 years ago  ::  Feb 08, 2011 - 11:04AM #63
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Yenta, the Matchmaker, said, "Avram, I have the PERFECT Match for your son ... !!!"

Avram replied, "Who is it ... ???"

"Rachob, the Shoemaker's daughter ... !!!," said Yenta.

Avram objected, "Rachob ... !!!  She can hardly see -- she's almost BLIND ... !!!"

"Face it, Avram -- Is your son so much to look at ... ???  With the way she sees and the way he looks, it's a perfect Match ... !!!"
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4 years ago  ::  Feb 09, 2011 - 11:41PM #64
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Real Life Humor ... !!!


The New City Center in Fort Wayne, Indiana was to be named after a VERY popular former Mayor ...

But not so, after all ...

The former Mayor's name -- "Harry Baals" ... 

LOL ... 
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4 years ago  ::  Feb 13, 2011 - 2:24PM #65
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A Dog's Prayer --


 


Dear Lord ... When I get to Heaven, may I please have my Testicles back ... ???

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4 years ago  ::  Feb 17, 2011 - 9:59PM #66
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This was a great video.

God is Good
God is Worthy to be Praised.
Gods Word will endure forever.
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3 years ago  ::  May 08, 2011 - 5:23PM #67
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Joel Osteen was preaching on this subject last Sunday, he recommended laughter, use lots of thoughts about it being medicine, including healings. It was strange was sitting next to a female in church and every few words, she let out a laugh, and it was great, just listening to her you know some people have infectious laughs. Sometimes its difficult to find clean comedians a lot like to use profanity. Dont know why I Think they would be funny without guess there are laugh books that can befound out there. But recommend taking a daily dose, it makes frown lines disappear, and makes complexions glow, and sometimes even makes tears flow, depends on just how funny the joke is. Try it, and see if things dont turn around for you. A smile is just a frown turned upside down. God wants to put laughter in your mouth, can you imagine that.

God is Good
God is Worthy to be Praised.
Gods Word will endure forever.
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3 years ago  ::  May 10, 2011 - 1:38PM #68
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One of my Personal Heroes, (The Late) Charles Darwin, LONG ago did some VERY far-reaching Work studying "The Expression of Emotions in Man and Animals" ...


He noted that among all The Mammals -- including Humans -- Blood Circulation throughout The Face is tied very closely to Blood Circulation in The Frontal Brain ...


He reasoned/speculated -- based on simple Anatomy -- that Facial Expression and Emotions are mutually re-inforcing, i.e., a Smile not only expresses but also tends to engender positive Friendliness, while a Scowl, a Frown, a Growl, a Snarl tend to make the frowning scowling growling Snarler even MORE un-friendly and UN-happy ...


"Laughter" is indeed GOOD Medicine for The Heart, The Mind, The Soul, The Family and The Community ...


"Lighten up ..." is ALMOST ALWAYS Good Advice ...

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3 years ago  ::  May 10, 2011 - 1:40PM #69
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Which reminds me ...


A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam went into a Restaurant together and sat down ... The Waitron said, "Is this a Joke ... ???"

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3 years ago  ::  Oct 06, 2011 - 10:43AM #70
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1funny.com/webcam-101-for-seniors/ 


 


Above is a You Tube link. I hope you will click it, it is sooooo cute!!!!!!

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