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4 years ago  ::  Jan 24, 2011 - 12:05AM #51
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Whenever I need a good laugh, I Think of some event that occured in my life, that makes me laugh, or someone that I find hilarious, or a website that has interesting information, what do you do for a bit of humor where do you go.

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4 years ago  ::  Jan 24, 2011 - 11:14AM #52
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Where does that one-legged Waitress work ... ???


"I - HOP" ...

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4 years ago  ::  Jan 24, 2011 - 8:14PM #53
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lol, that was a good one.

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4 years ago  ::  Jan 24, 2011 - 8:20PM #54
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A 77-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Marv, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

Marv replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!...the light goes on. When I'm done, poof!... The light goes off.'

'Wow, that's incredible' the doctor says.

Later that day, the doctor calls Marv's wife. 'Arlene' he says, 'Marv is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The light goes off?'
 

'OH MY GOD!'  'He's peeing in the fridge again!' Arlene exclaims.

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4 years ago  ::  Jan 24, 2011 - 8:21PM #55
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Senior's Wedding Night (Side by Side)


 


www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6wIGmnRjHQ&feat...

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4 years ago  ::  Jan 25, 2011 - 8:46PM #56
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 A real hoot. and hollar,

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4 years ago  ::  Jan 26, 2011 - 1:00PM #57
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What does The English Teacher wear under her Skirt ... ???


A "diphthong" ...

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4 years ago  ::  Jan 26, 2011 - 7:43PM #58
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Jan 26, 2011 -- 1:00PM, teilhard wrote:


What does The English Teacher wear under her Skirt ... ???


A "diphthong" ...



That's funny, Tell. I wonder how many, like me, had to look up diphthong in the dictionary to get the joke?Laughing

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4 years ago  ::  Jan 27, 2011 - 12:10AM #59
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Think I Needed this appreciate the laugh.

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4 years ago  ::  Jan 28, 2011 - 11:20AM #60
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A Guy placed his Order, "Coffee, please -- no Cream ... "


The Waitron returned shortly, apologizing, "I'm sorry, Sir. We're out of 'Cream.' Would you mind having your Coffee without 'Milk' instead ... ???"


 


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