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Flag Freestyle December 25, 2012 8:42 PM EST

NOTE: This will be repeated in the New Age forum.

A Jew, a Christian, a Muslim and a Taoist were sent to Hell for being fundamentalist.  The Devil asked the Jew, "How are you enjoying the heat?"  The Jew responded, "Au voy!  All my life I have seen hell on earth and now all I see is more Hell!" 

The Devil asked the Christian, "And how are you enjoying the heat?"  The Christian replied, "I am not worthy of Heaven, so I might as well burn." 

The Devil asked the Muslim, "And how are you enjoying the heat?"  The Muslim replied, "If I burn in Hell, it is the will of Allah." 

The Devil then asked the Taoist, "And how are you enjoying the heat?"  The Taoist replied, "That's strange!  I was going to ask you the same question."

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