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10 months ago  ::  Aug 24, 2012 - 3:54PM #1
Ironhold
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After finding out that his wife had been sexting, a man who was already drunk got high, spent 20 minutes talking to his cats, and then decided to wake his wife up by firing a gun off in the room where she was sleeping, the bullet going a mere foot from her head.

Makes you wonder just what the cats said to him.
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10 months ago  ::  Aug 24, 2012 - 4:08PM #2
mytmouse57
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Aug 24, 2012 -- 3:54PM, Ironhold wrote:

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After finding out that his wife had been sexting, a man who was already drunk got high, spent 20 minutes talking to his cats, and then decided to wake his wife up by firing a gun off in the room where she was sleeping, the bullet going a mere foot from her head.

Makes you wonder just what the cats said to him.



Maybe they were upset becasue she had switched them to a cheaper brand of cat food?
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10 months ago  ::  Aug 24, 2012 - 4:40PM #3
TemplarS
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I've heard the thing about why beer is better than women... but never cats...
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10 months ago  ::  Aug 24, 2012 - 5:09PM #4
Cowfornow
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Doesn't anyone remember that schmucky song from the 70s?


Fe-lines, woh oh oh fe-lines, fe-lines of love.


The cats were jealous of her and told him to get rid of her.

Here you will find no works of poetry or philosophy.  I take pride in functioning without rhyme or reason.
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10 months ago  ::  Aug 25, 2012 - 1:23AM #5
Hatman
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Aw, they're cats; they didn't say nuthin' except maybe "feed me, you drunken twit"---and then, only with their eyes or vociferous meows.

If the headline read "Drunken idiot does stupid s***," they could do a regular column.  It might be a great idea to do that anyway, as a public service...but the beer'n'alcohol lobby would certainly oppose the notion, i 'spect.
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10 months ago  ::  Aug 25, 2012 - 2:24AM #6
Ebon
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I talk to my cats all the time. When I'm having a black day, they keep me here. Yes, one of my therapists has whiskers.


Really, this is just "drunken idiot does stupid crap" as Hat said.

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10 months ago  ::  Aug 25, 2012 - 2:35AM #7
Shusha
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If he had dogs, they would have told him he just needed a good chase the ball game and then a long napsies and he would feel much, much better. 


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10 months ago  ::  Aug 25, 2012 - 9:11AM #8
in_my_opinion
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A cat could probably have talked him down. The only cure for some types of (insert insult regarding cognition here) aren't even available to cat psychotherapists. (Well domestic cats anyway; the big cats are a sure quick cure, but messy and not as clean about alimentary stuff.)
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10 months ago  ::  Aug 25, 2012 - 10:59AM #9
teilhard
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I need more Information ...


If they were they typical "TomCats," maybe they had some Insights about Promiscuity ... ???


Aug 24, 2012 -- 3:54PM, Ironhold wrote:

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After finding out that his wife had been sexting, a man who was already drunk got high, spent 20 minutes talking to his cats, and then decided to wake his wife up by firing a gun off in the room where she was sleeping, the bullet going a mere foot from her head.

Makes you wonder just what the cats said to him.
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10 months ago  ::  Aug 25, 2012 - 11:57AM #10
loveontheair
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Hello,



Perhaps this man is schizophrenic and believed the cats were telling him to kill his wife? His drunkenness prevented his wife being killed. Perhaps...



love

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