A cab driver stopped late evening to pick up a Nun in full Habit ...  After a couple minutes, he said, "Sister ... I have a Confession to make ... "

"Yes, my Child ... ???"

"I've ALWAYS wondered what it would be like to KISS a Nun ... "

The Sister was quiet for a moment, then said, "Well, you would have to be single ... and a Good Catholic ... "

"I AM," the cab driver said excitedly ...

"Pull over, and we'll see what we can do," the Nun told him. The Sister then planted a big Kiss, full on his lips ... They straightened themselves up and were back on the road.

The cab driver began to weep softly.  "Sister, I have to confess again. I feel TERRIBLY guilty now. I'm NOT a Catholic, I'm a Baptist. And I'm MARRIED."

"That's okay. I forgive you. Actually I'm on my way to a costume party, and my name is Joe .. "