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							<channel><title>New Threads For Forum: Religious Humor</title><link>http://community.beliefnet.com/go/forum/view/43961/68519/Religious_Humor</link><description>Everyone knows that religion isn&acirc;&#x80;&#x99;t supposed to make us laugh--precisely why everyone has their favorite religious joke. Enjoy the ones below, and add yours to the list!</description><item><title>I Knew It All Along: Promiscuous Women to Blame for Earthquakes</title><link>http://community.beliefnet.com/go/thread/view/43961/29888071/I_Knew_It_All_Along:_Promiscuous_Women_to_Blame_for_Earthquakes</link><description>Revealed: The Driving Force behind Plate Tectonics is Loose WomenClose down the USGS National Earthquake Information Center and rather engage Homeland Security. Shall we go door-to-door now in a quest to seek out Promiscuous Women to prevent this fro</description><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 18:34:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Satan's Layaway Plan</title><link>http://community.beliefnet.com/go/thread/view/43961/29800401/Satans_Layaway_Plan</link><description>Satan's layaway plan is quite clear: sin now, pay later.</description><pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2013 12:22:39 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>The New Age Religion</title><link>http://community.beliefnet.com/go/thread/view/43961/28503229/The_New_Age_Religion</link><description>Founded in 10th century England by Morgan LaFey, the New Age did not become a religion until 1979.  It used to be a holiday tradition, but now it has its own holidays: Candlemas, Beltane, Lammas and Halloween.  It has tons of scriptures, most notably</description><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 12:10:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Let's make life little Simple</title><link>http://community.beliefnet.com/go/thread/view/43961/28304695/Lets_make_life_little_Simple</link><description>There Is Something I Don&amp;rsquo;t Know That I am Supposed To Know.I Know What It is I Don&amp;rsquo;t Know And Yet I am Supposed To Know.And I Feel I Look Stupid If I Seem Both not to Know it And Not Know What It Is I Don&amp;rsquo;t Know.Therefore I Pretend</description><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 10:05:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Bad taste</title><link>http://community.beliefnet.com/go/thread/view/43961/28046837/Bad_taste</link><description>So what makes me laugh, quite a bit, are the more cheeky expressions of faith. Whatever faith. You know what I'm talking about! The type of religious toys, paintings and songs that just don't seem right. The ones that make you think "I'm sure it's me</description><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 12:38:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Good Pagan Jokes</title><link>http://community.beliefnet.com/go/thread/view/43961/27527793/Good_Pagan_Jokes</link><description>Here's one! Feel free to add more!How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb?- 13, consisting entirely of man-woman working couples.How many Rad Fems does it take?- 7. One to do it, two to organize the creche, and four to debate the mean</description><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 17:18:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>the rich man</title><link>http://community.beliefnet.com/go/thread/view/43961/27401809/the_rich_man</link><description>there was a wealthy man who had worked very hard during his life. when it was his time to go he couldnt leave his gold behind. he prayed to god one day and ask if he could bring it up to heaven. god responded"yes you may pack only one suitcase". so t</description><pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 17:48:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Cauliflower Robbery</title><link>http://community.beliefnet.com/go/thread/view/43961/27158937/The_Cauliflower_Robbery</link><description>www.iamsubbu.com/Yogananda/15.asp.htm</description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2011 06:02:55 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Nun joke (naughty)</title><link>http://community.beliefnet.com/go/thread/view/43961/26966945/Nun_joke_(naughty)</link><description>A man driving in the middle of nowhere sees a sign saying, "Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution, 5 mi." What?! He's never heard of such a thing. But it gets his imagination going.Awhile later, he sees another sign: "Sisters of Mercy House of Prost</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 16:22:12 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>WARNING !!! -- NAUGHTY Bible Joke</title><link>http://community.beliefnet.com/go/thread/view/43961/26238113/WARNING_!!!_--_NAUGHTY_Bible_Joke</link><description>Q: How do you "Raise your 'Ebenezer'" ... ???A: Apply some "Balm of Gilead," and RUB briskly ...</description><pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 17:11:50 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
