God Is Watching

    Monday, July 20, 2015, 10:43 PM [General]
    Posted By: Bouncybaby

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    Step Ladder

    Sunday, July 19, 2015, 6:48 PM [General]
    Posted By: Bouncybaby

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    Drawing God

    Sunday, July 19, 2015, 12:30 PM [General]
    Posted By: Bouncybaby

           A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of

           children while they were drawing. She would occasionally

           walk around to see each child's drawing. As she got to

           one girl, who was working diligently, she asked what the

           drawing was. The girl replied, I'm drawing God. The teacher

           paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

           Without missing a beat or looking up, the girl replied

           they will in a minute.

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    The Flight

    Friday, June 26, 2015, 11:23 PM [General]
    Posted By: Bouncybaby

            
     A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

     The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out. The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and jumped. The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you.

    Take the last parachute and live in peace." The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

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    A Woman of Faith

    Sunday, June 14, 2015, 6:19 PM [General]
    Posted By: Bouncybaby


    An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"

    Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"

    Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"

    The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD."

    The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."

    The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"

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