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    Woman Woke To Find Her Husband Crying

    Wednesday, August 26, 2015, 2:17 AM [General]
    Posted By: Bouncybaby

    A woman awoke in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs to look for him.

    She found him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watched as he wiped away a tear from his eye.

    “What’s the matter, dear?” she whispered as she stepped into the room. “Why are you down here at this time of night?”

    The husband looked up from his drink. “It’s the 20th anniversary of the day we met.”

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    She couldn’t believe he had remembered and started to tear up.

    The husband continued. “Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 15,” he said solemnly.

    Once again the wife was touched to tears thinking that her husband was so caring and sensitive.

    “Yes, I do,” she replied.

    The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.

    “Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?”

    “Yes, I remember,” said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

    The husband continued.

    “Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, “Either you marry my daughter or I will make sure you spend the next 20 years in prison?”

    “I remember that, too,” she replied softly.

    He sighed as he wiped another tear away from his cheek and said, “I would have gotten out today”.

    This is the kind of anniversary a husband should just not mention to a wife.

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    God Is Watching

    Monday, July 20, 2015, 10:43 PM [General]
    Posted By: Bouncybaby

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    Step Ladder

    Sunday, July 19, 2015, 6:48 PM [General]
    Posted By: Bouncybaby

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    Drawing God

    Sunday, July 19, 2015, 12:30 PM [General]
    Posted By: Bouncybaby

           A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of

           children while they were drawing. She would occasionally

           walk around to see each child's drawing. As she got to

           one girl, who was working diligently, she asked what the

           drawing was. The girl replied, I'm drawing God. The teacher

           paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

           Without missing a beat or looking up, the girl replied

           they will in a minute.

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    The Flight

    Friday, June 26, 2015, 11:23 PM [General]
    Posted By: Bouncybaby

            
     A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

     The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out. The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and jumped. The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you.

    Take the last parachute and live in peace." The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

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